From Planet Moron:
A recent $639,586 study regarding gun violence funded by the National Institute of Health (that would be you) and conducted by Dr. Charles C. Branas of the Pennsylvania School of Medicine, made a startling discovery:
We should be giving more money to Dr. Charles C. Branas to conduct additional studies into gun violence.
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