From Planet Moron:
As part of his effort to "create manufacturing jobs for folks who are making cars," President Obama announced yesterday that he will be accelerating plans to use $285 million from the stimulus bill to buy 17,600 new cars for government workers.
The news was welcomed on a number of fronts:
First, the impact this will have on the domestic automobile industry and the hard working families who depend on it cannot be overstated as it can take, at current sales levels, more than half a day to sell 17,600 cars.
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