By Daily Crux Editor Sean Goldsmith:
"The gold reserves are just sitting there, why not turn them into cash?" The Treasury estimates the value of its gold at $200 billion, but some Cash4Gold users have received more than they believed their gold was worth... so the Treasury could come out ahead. And if the Treasury isnt' happy, it can get the gold back through the website's 12-day guarantee.
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