From The Onion:
In a rare display of bipartisanship, senators on both sides of the aisle set aside their differences Tuesday and passed off responsibility for the nation's problems by an overwhelming 91-8 margin.
"As senators, it's our duty to get any sort of blame out of Congress and onto the president's desk as quickly as possible..."
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